Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the arse.

Murphy’s Laws

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

Twits beget twits.

Family Murphy’s Laws

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Avoid any action with an unacceptable outcome.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Characteristics Communication Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

Everybodyworks for the sales department

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Characteristics Military Murphy’s Laws

Never conduct negotiations before 10:00 a.m. or after 4:00 p.m. Before 10:00 you appear too anxious, and after 4:00 they think you're desperate.

Murphy’s Laws

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Communication Conversation Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Speech