Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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All rush jobs are due the same day.

Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

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Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Murphy’s Law never fails except when you try to demonstrate it.

Murphy’s Laws

Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore, for instance, and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.

Murphy’s Laws People

It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law), but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

If you view your problem closely enough, you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Self

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor… especially in the dark.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

Murphy’s Laws People