Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Don't ever eat yellow snow.

Murphy’s Laws

There is an exception to all laws.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off. 2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back ordered. 3. If it's in stock, it didn't need replacing in the first place.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

The bigger the discovery, the more likely it was made while testing for something else.

Murphy’s Laws

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Murphy’s Laws People

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Sports

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws

If you view your problem closely enough, you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Self

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

A theory is better than an explanation.

Murphy’s Laws

When working with a dictionary of more than one volume, the next reference will be in the other volume.

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Murphy’s Laws