Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 60)

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The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws

If things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Murphy’s Laws

When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Murphy’s Laws

The other line moves faster.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Design flaws travel in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

If everybody wants it, nobody gets it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.

Murphy’s Laws

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

If at first you don't succeed, transform your data set.

Murphy’s Laws Success

Everything is just out of reach.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People