Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 61)

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The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Fools Love Murphy’s Laws

If, while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary qualifications, that field's employment is glutted.


Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances.

Murphy’s Laws

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Food consumed standing up always has ten times the calorific intake of food consumed sitting down.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No two identical parts are alike.

Murphy’s Laws

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The amount of junk is in direct proportion to the amount of space available.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

Mistakes Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

The one time during the day you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks by.

Murphy’s Laws Work

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.

Murphy’s Laws Time

An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Work

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws