Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 61)

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Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you have only one nail, it will bend.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws New York City Places

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

Things will get worse before they get better; Who said things would get better?

Murphy’s Laws

All committee reports conclude that “it is not prudent to change the policy (or procedure, or organization, or whatever) at this time.”

Murphy’s Laws People

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

The probability of arriving at the job site without a needed tool or with the wrong hardware are directly proportional with the square of the travel distance.
Corollary: You will always have what you need when the job is next to your shop.

Murphy’s Laws Things Work

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

Murphy’s Laws

Circumstances can force a generalized incompetent to become competent, at least in a specialized field.

Murphy’s Laws

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Murphy’s Laws