Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 61)

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Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.

Characteristics Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

1. No action is without side-effects. 2. Nothing ever goes away. 3. There is no free lunch.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.

Death Murphy’s Laws

If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

Murphy’s Laws Places

If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

If you knew what you were doing, you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Murphy’s Laws

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.

Murphy’s Laws

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Money Murphy’s Laws Problems Time