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No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
London's Law of Libraries
Books
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Libraries
Trouble
When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.
Cripp's Law
Activities
Children
Family
Murphy’s Laws
Travel
Distance
Rest stop
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
Gourd's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Meetings
The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.
Lunsford's Rule of Scientific Endeavor
Murphy’s Laws
Explanations
In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
Second Law of Final Exams
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Exams
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Firestone's Law of Forecasting
Murphy’s Laws
Chicken Little
Forecasting
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
First Law of Bicycling
Murphy’s Laws
Bicycles
Riding
Uphill
Wind
Don't use no double negatives.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 5
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.
Feldman's Law
Characteristics
Conflict
Honesty
Murphy’s Laws
If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.
Walters's Law of Management
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Fifth Rule
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
People
Self
Seriousness
It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.
Price's Law of Politics
Murphy’s Laws
Liberals
The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
Lafayette's Reprisal
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Situations
Squeaky wheel
1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe
Woods's Incomplete Maxims
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.
Putts-Brooks Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Time
If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?
Bishop’s Query
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
C.B. Bishop
Common sense
A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.
Feline Law
Animals
Cats
Murphy’s Laws
All life is 6 to 5 against.
Runyon's First Law
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Betting
Odds
No child throws up in the bathroom.
Laura's Law
Children
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Bathrooms
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
Air Force Inertia Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Consistency
Automatic weapons – aren’t.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
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