Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 61)

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

The simple explanation always follows the complex solution.

In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

Don't use no double negatives.

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.

You have taken yourself too seriously.

It's easier to be a liberal a long way from home.

The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe

Adding manpower to a late technology project only makes it later.

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.

All life is 6 to 5 against.

No child throws up in the bathroom.

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Automatic weapons – aren’t.