Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 62)

View All Murphys Laws

Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Expressways aren’t.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't. 2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

Fools Murphy’s Laws Wisdom

Just sometimes, every damn thing goes right.

Murphy’s Laws

All rush jobs are due the same day.

Murphy’s Laws

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If anything can't go wrong… it will.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Health Murphy’s Laws People

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we."

Murphy’s Laws

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

Murphy’s Laws Places

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws