Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 62)

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The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Those who rise to executive positions lack the qualifications for anything lower.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Baseball Murphy’s Laws Sports

The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Heat produced by pressure expands to fill the mind available, from which it can pass only to a cooler mind.

Emotions Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

Murphy’s Laws

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Murphy’s Laws Things

McGurk's Law

Murphy’s Laws

The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.

Murphy’s Laws

The purpose of the communication is to advance the communicator.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Any paint, regardless of quality or composition, will adhere permanently to any surface, prepared or otherwise, if applied accidentally.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Everything else causes cancer in rats.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible that you haven’t understood the situation.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.

Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

The better the four-wheel drive, the further away you'll be when you get stuck.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things