Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 62)

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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws

If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.

Murphy’s Laws People

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

If a situation requires undivided attention, it will occur simultaneously with a compelling distraction.


Murphy’s Laws Situations

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

Virtue is its own punishment.

Murphy’s Laws

When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.

Murphy’s Laws People

When you are right, be logical; when you are wrong, be-fuddle.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer
Murphy’s Laws

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Murphy’s Laws People

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.

Murphy’s Laws

Everybody wants to peel his own banana.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often you trade dinner or other invitations with in-laws, you will lose a small fortune in the exchange.

Family Money Murphy’s Laws Relationships