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The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

A man should be greater than some of his parts.

Murphy’s Laws People

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

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Government Murphy’s Laws

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Murphy’s Laws

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Even paranoids have enemies.

Murphy’s Laws People

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired in mid afternoon.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sleep

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

People who park on the cast side of a football stadium will invariably have seats on the west side.

Murphy’s Laws

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.

Murphy’s Laws

You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Fights Murphy’s Laws

No real problem has a solution.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Murphy’s Laws