Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 63)

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There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

What some people lack in intelligence, they more than make up for stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.

Murphy’s Laws

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

All rush jobs are due the same day.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The last gas station for 50 miles will be closed when you get there. 2. At the moment of any departure, the level of gas in your tank depends entirely on how late you are. 3. You only run out of gas after your wife tells you to stop for gas before you run out.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things Travel

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

1. In dealing with their “own” problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives 2. In dealing with “other” people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals.

Beliefs Government Murphy’s Laws Situations

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.

Murphy’s Laws People