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Murphy’s Laws
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In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 17
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Never step in anything soft.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
Murphy’s Laws
A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.
Bernstein’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
Theodore Bernstein
Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.
Oliver's Tool Rule - Part 2
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Time
Toolbox
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Paradoxical Law
Murphy’s Laws
When you arrive at your chosen campsite, it is full.
Barber's Fourth Law of Backpacking
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Backpacking
Campsites
A man should be greater than some of his parts.
Mother Sigafoos's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
People
Nothing will be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
Golden Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Objections
When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.
Stanley's Law of Taking Things Apart
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Parts
Certain items which are crucial to a given activity will show up with uncommon regularity until the day when that activity is planned, at which point the item in question will disappear from the face of the earth.
Rapoport's Rule of the Roller-Skate Key
Murphy’s Laws
Things
A fool and your money are soon partners.
Mark's Law of Monetary Equalization
Fools
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Partners
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
Slick's Second Law of the Universe
Body
Fat
Murphy’s Laws
Chocolate
All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.
Corcoroni's Third Law of Bus Transportation
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Travel
Buses
Transportation
If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Ambushes
The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.
Herrnstein's Law
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Attention
Class
Instructors
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Situations
Employees in a hierarchy do not really object to incompetence in their colleagues.
Peter's Paradox
Murphy’s Laws
People
Hierarchies
Incompetence
Organizations
Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Peter's Prognosis
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Needs
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal.
Blair's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
Plans
When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
McKee's Law
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
traffic lights
If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?
Madison's Question
Murphy’s Laws
Titanic
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