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Murphy’s Laws
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The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.
Morris's Law of Conferences
Murphy’s Laws
Conferences
Papers
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.
Specht's Meta-Law
Government
Law
Murphy’s Laws
Robert Specht
A man should be greater than some of his parts.
Mother Sigafoos's Observation
Murphy’s Laws
People
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bob Wells
(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Government
Murphy’s Laws
Action
Program
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Weiner’s Wisdom
Murphy’s Laws
Indecision
T.F. Weiner
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Rule of Feline Frustration
Animals
Cats
Murphy’s Laws
Sleep
The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.
Herrnstein's Law
Education
Murphy’s Laws
School
Attention
Class
Instructors
He who shouts loudest has the floor.
Swipple's Rule of Order
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Speech
Meetings
Shouting
Even paranoids have enemies.
Pastore's Truth
Murphy’s Laws
People
(Also Delmore Schwartz)
Enemies
Paranoia
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man tired in mid afternoon.
Storz’s Revision
Activities
Murphy’s Laws
Sleep
Rudolf Stor
No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.
Deal's Second Law of Sailing
Murphy’s Laws
Sports
Sailing
Wind
Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
Short's Quotations
Communication
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Cliches
People who park on the cast side of a football stadium will invariably have seats on the west side.
Gilbert's Conclusion
Murphy’s Laws
If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.
Grave's Law
Fools
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Stupidity
The number of different hypotheses erected to explain a given biological phenomenon is inversely proportional to the available knowledge.
Edington's Theory
Murphy’s Laws
Hypotheses
You only have a problem if you think it is a problem.
Mueller's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.
Si Perkins' ‘People Differ’ Law
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
Objections
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Perkin's Postulate
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Size
Strength
No real problem has a solution.
Smiths's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Colson's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Control
Hearts and minds
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