Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 64)

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When a body is immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

1. If you want something badly, that's how you get it. 2. Many "get-rich-quick" schemes make millionaires – out of multi-millionaries.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.

Murphy’s Laws

Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped up into our language.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Negative expectations yield negative results; positive expectations yield negative results.

Murphy’s Laws

The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Murphy’s Laws

The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

Murphy’s Laws

 If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

Murphy’s Laws

Interchangeable devices won't.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

What you don't know will always hurt you.

Murphy’s Laws

In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

When responding to an urgent message requesting an immediate return call, you will get: (1) a wrong number, (2) a busy signal, or (3) no answer

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports