Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 66)

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There is always one more bug.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

A manager cannot tell if he is leading an innovative mob or being chased by it.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.

Communication Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Speech

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If there is a wrong thing to say, one will.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The one you want is never the one on sale.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Anyone who says he isn't going to resign, four times… definitely will.

Murphy’s Laws

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Tact is the art of telling someone to lose thirty pounds without ever using the word “fat.”

Characteristics Fat Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Success

A dropped object will fall with an acceleration of 32 feet per second per second, and if it is your wallet, it will make every effort to land in a public toilet.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Facts Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television