Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 68)

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If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

Murphy’s Laws

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.

Murphy’s Laws People

There's no such thing as a large whiskey.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many hot dogs you consume at home, they always taste better at the ball park.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Murphy’s Laws

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Government Law Lawyers Murphy’s Laws Time

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Murphy’s Laws

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

No good deed goes unpunished.

Murphy’s Laws

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School