Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 69)

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The more you want it, the quicker the letdown after you get it.

Murphy’s Laws

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Government Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Problems

A 60-day warranty guarantees that the product will self-destruct on the 61st day.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If a computer cable has one end, then it has another.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
Corollary: The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

There is an exception to all laws.

Murphy’s Laws

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

This lane ends in 500 feet.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

Murphy’s Laws

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws