Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

In a surplus labor economy, the squeaking wheel does not get the grease; it gets replaced.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

What will get you promoted on one level will get you killed on another.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Don't abbrev.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Remember that not all the faculty have all their faculties.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as a ‘little bit of garlic.’

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

It never heals correctly.

Health Murphy’s Laws

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

It is a simple task to make things complex, but a complex task to make them simple.

Murphy’s Laws

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

All general statements are false.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Murphy’s Laws Time

These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.

Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Authorization for a project will be granted only when none of the authorizers can be blamed if the project fails but when all of the authorizers can claim credit if it succeeds.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Money Murphy’s Laws