Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Activities Children Family Murphy’s Laws Travel

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.

Murphy’s Laws Time

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

No job is too small to botch.

Failure Murphy’s Laws

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws

A little ignorance can go a long way.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

Facts Murphy’s Laws

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School