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Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Money Murphy’s Laws Places

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Murphy’s Laws

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Most people deserve each other.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships

The closest library doesn't have the material you need.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

Alcohol Beer Murphy’s Laws

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

Murphy’s Laws

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

You can't push on a rope.

Murphy’s Laws

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws