Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Nature abhors people.

Murphy’s Laws People

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

Murphy’s Laws

There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest

Corollary: What if you’ve already had it?

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws Time

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

Characteristics Conflict Honesty Murphy’s Laws

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.

Life Murphy’s Laws Problems

In a bureaucracy, good ideas go to too far.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

A liar should have a good memory.

Memory Murphy’s Laws People

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Murphy’s Laws

The child that divides gets last pick.

Children Murphy’s Laws

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.

Murphy’s Laws

Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

Murphy’s Laws

About one-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.

Government Murphy’s Laws