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The first shall be last and the last shall be first, but if you're in the middle, you're stuck there.

Newman's Observation

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The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter. 

Law of the Letter

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If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Maier's Law

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As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Godwin's Law

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When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.

Otten's Law of Testimony

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A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.

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Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

Bunuel's Law

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If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Gerhardt's Law

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If you’re early, it’ll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you’re late, you will be too late.

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Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.

Second Law of Applied Confusion

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No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

Alfred E. Smith's Rule

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The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Durrell's Parameter

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If you live long enough, something will kill you.

Wolpe’s Law of Mortality

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The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

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The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

Law of Physical Surfaces

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The amount of intelligence on Earth is infinite; the population increases exponentially.

Taranto’s Theorem

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Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns.

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Chicken Little only has to be right once.

Firestone's Law of Forecasting

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If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.

Attila the Hun’s Maxim

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Traffic increases to fill the road space available.

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

The first shall be last and the last shall be first, but if you're in the middle, you're stuck there.

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.

A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.

Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

If you’re early, it’ll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you’re late, you will be too late.

Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.

No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney.

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

If you live long enough, something will kill you.

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

The amount of intelligence on Earth is infinite; the population increases exponentially.

Given any problem containing N equations, there will be N+1 unknowns.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.

If you're going to rape, pillage and burn, be sure to do things in that order.

Traffic increases to fill the road space available.