Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 7)

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If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

Murphy’s Laws

The only new show worth watching will be cancelled.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many good tables are free, you will always be given the worst available.

Murphy’s Laws

The only people making money these days are the ones who sell computer paper.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

Age Murphy’s Laws

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

The measure of a bird dog's intelligence can be determined by the length of time it takes to resign yourself to his way of thinking.

Animals Dogs Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A fool and your money are soon partners.

Fools Money Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Beliefs Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws Situations Work

A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.

Murphy’s Laws People

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Truth

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems