Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 70)

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A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

No experiment is ever a complete failure – it can always serve as a negative example.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

It's better to go when you have to go – than to go and find you've already gone.

Children Murphy’s Laws Travel

No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

Murphy’s Laws

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women

Its important to use apostrophe's right.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Murphy’s Laws

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

Alcohol Beer Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Laws Work

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self