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The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

Facts Murphy’s Laws

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Murphy’s Laws

Find out the cost before you get in.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws

A body at rest tends to watch television.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws Television

Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

Money Murphy’s Laws

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The most delicate component will be dropped.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Things

Expenditure rises to meet income.

Money Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better; but don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

Murphy’s Laws

There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

You have taken yourself too seriously.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People Self