Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 71)

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You will never find any more loose change than you have already lost.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Random events tend to occur in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment, but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.


Murphy’s Laws People

The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Time

He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.

Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Things Time Travel

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing will be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.

Murphy’s Laws

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Murphy’s Laws

Them what gets – has.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered, take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws

The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the other coins will roll out of sight.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws