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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Boyle’s Fourth Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Currency

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves.

Cohen's Law

Facts Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Woman's Rule of Thumb

Murphy’s Laws Signs Written in a woman’s restroom

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

Aunt Emmie’s Third Law

Murphy’s Laws Things From Owen Elliott’s Aunt Emmie Scissors

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Strano's Law

Murphy’s Laws Work Bosses

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Kramer's Law

Murphy’s Laws Situations

He who hesitates is probably right.

Bogovich's Law

Murphy’s Laws Hesitation

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Thyme's Law

Murphy’s Laws Time

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

MacPherson's Theory of Entropy

Murphy’s Laws Effort

The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.

Murphy's Second Law for Wives

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Self Things Wives Photographs

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Riesman's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Administrators Bureaucracy Salaries

Last year's was always better.

Law of Regressive Achievement

Murphy’s Laws

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

Young's Law of Inanimate Mobility

Murphy’s Laws Things

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

Fiske's Teenage Corollary to Parkinson's Law

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Junk food Stomach

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Springer’s Law

Murphy’s Laws People Sherwood Springer

Enough is never enough.

Richman's Inevitables of Parenthood I

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The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

Boyle's Laws - 4

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

First Rule of Negative Anticipation

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time Burning bridges Worry

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

A Murphy's Military Law

Military Murphy’s Laws

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.

Jake's Law

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 71)

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

A pair of scissors should be a true pair; the second pair is to be used in place of the pair that is never where it is always supposed to be.

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

The snapshots you take of your husband are always more flattering than the ones he takes of you.

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Last year's was always better.

All inanimate objects can move just enough to get in your way.

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Enough is never enough.

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.