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The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.

Murphy’s Laws

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

1. When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
2. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

If things were left to chance, they'd be better.

Murphy’s Laws

Things hate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Things

Variables won't, constants aren't.

Murphy’s Laws

When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

Murphy’s Laws

Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.

Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Work

Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.

Murphy’s Laws

When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Murphy’s Laws

Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.

Money Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women