Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 73)

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No matter how many alterations, cheap pants never fit.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats – approximately one billion Chinese couldn’t give a shit.

Life Murphy’s Laws Success

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Everything is more complicated than it looks to most people.

Murphy’s Laws People

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Things go right so they can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is bound to change.

Murphy’s Laws

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Any given program, when running, is obsolete.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Murphy’s Laws

The sun always shines between the visors.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

In your toughest final – for the first time all year – the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success