Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 74)

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An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you can’t explain what you’re doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.

Communication Intelligence Language Murphy’s Laws

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Success

1. If you want something badly, that's how you get it. 2. Many "get-rich-quick" schemes make millionaires – out of multi-millionaries.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Just between you and I, case is important.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If anything can't go wrong… it will.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Government Murphy’s Laws Time

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. sit down whenever possible.

Murphy’s Laws

Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

Murphy’s Laws

There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws