Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 75)

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Progress is made on alternate Fridays.

Murphy’s Laws

You no sooner get your head above water than someone pulls your flippers off.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The longer ahead you plan a special event, and the more special it is, the more likely it is to go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The chances of solving a problem decline the closer one gets to finding out who was the cause of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.

Activities Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Travel

Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

The more zeros found in the price tag for a government program, the less Congressional scrutiny it will receive.

Congress Government Money Murphy’s Laws

Anything in parentheses can be ignored.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.

Food/Drink Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Careful planning has no affect on either Part 1 or Part 2.

Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Science/Weather

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years.

Computers Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Things Time