Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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Nine times out of ten in the arts, as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

A theory is better than an explanation.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

When a person with experience meets a person with money, the person with experience will get the money and the person with the money will get some experience.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Never say “oops” while your patient is conscious.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws Problems

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.

Murphy’s Laws

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Ideas Intelligence Law Murphy’s Laws

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Less is more.

Murphy’s Laws

The real objective of a committee is not to reach a decision, but to avoid it.

Murphy’s Laws

Traffic increases to fill the road space available.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

Body Cold Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Any object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Confusion creates jobs.

Murphy’s Laws Work