Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.


Murphy’s Laws People

An expert really doesn't know anymore than you do. He is merely better organized and has slides.

Murphy’s Laws People

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The label "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" means the price went up.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

General solutions to specific problems become specific problems requiring general solutions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The inefficiency and stupidity of the staff corresponds to the inefficiency and stupidity of the management.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

Money isn’t everything as long as you have enough.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Murphy’s Laws People

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility gap.

Murphy’s Laws

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever goes us, stays up.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes