Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 76)

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Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Organizations always have too many managers.

Murphy’s Laws

The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.

Murphy’s Laws

Decisions are justified by the benefits to the organization, but they are made by considering the benefits to the decision-makers.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

The only way to make up for being lost is to make record time while you are lost.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws