Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 78)

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You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Twits beget twits.

Family Murphy’s Laws

Secret sources are more credible.

Murphy’s Laws

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

In any household, junk accumulates to fill the space available for its storage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Doing it the hard way is always easier.

Murphy’s Laws

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

Murphy’s Laws

Exciting plays occur only while you are watching the scoreboard or out buying a hot dog.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

If it’s clean, it isn’t laundry.

Murphy’s Laws

There are no winners in life; only survivors.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Find out the cost before you get in.

Money Murphy’s Laws

He who shouts loudest has the floor.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

You can never do merely one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

You know you're getting old when everything dries up or leaks.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Evil is live spelled backwards.
Corollary: If it feels good, don't do it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The spirit of public service will rise, and the bureaucracy will multiply itself much faster, in time of grave national concern.

Government Murphy’s Laws