Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 78)

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The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Secrecy is the enemy of efficiency, but don’t let anyone know it.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who cannot teach – administrate.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things

You can’t get here from there.

Murphy’s Laws

Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.

Murphy’s Laws Success

No matter how long it takes for you to get back to pick up the shoes the shoemaker will tell you that they won't be ready until tomorrow.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

No shoelace ever broke being untied.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.

Murphy’s Laws

If the law-makers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt most is the taxpayer’s pocket.

Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

Murphy’s Laws

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever you did, that's what you planned.

Murphy’s Laws

The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

About sentence fragments.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

No matter how clear the skies are, a thunderstorm will move in 5 minutes after the papers are delivered.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Success