Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 78)

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Seven-eighths of everything can’t be seen.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

Some do; some don’t.

Murphy’s Laws People

Intelligent people, when assembled into an organization, will tend toward collective stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Stupidity Wisdom

If the enemy is in range, so are you!

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Murphy’s Laws

An unwatched pot boils immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When traveling with children… at least one child of any number of children will request a rest room stop exactly halfway between any two given rest areas.

Activities Children Family Murphy’s Laws Travel

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

Everything is more complicated than it looks to most people.

Murphy’s Laws People

Those who rise to executive positions lack the qualifications for anything lower.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

Murphy’s Laws

Any action for which there is no logical explanation will be deemed "company policy."

Murphy’s Laws

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything will go wrong at one time.

Corollary: That time is always when you least expect it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances.

Murphy’s Laws

Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.

Murphy’s Laws