Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

Murphy’s Laws

Every clarification breeds new questions.

Murphy’s Laws

When you want to unlock a door but only have one hand free, the keys will be in the opposite pocket.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it. 2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss is directly proportional to the number and importance of your guests.

Animals Money Murphy’s Laws

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. All's well that ends.
2. A penny saved is a penny.
3. Don't leave things unfinishe

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

Murphy’s Laws

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Just sometimes, every damn thing goes right.

Murphy’s Laws

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Murphy’s Laws