Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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Unlimited warranties are usually neither.

Murphy’s Laws

The less you know about an opportunity, the more attractive it is.

Murphy’s Laws

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If only one price can be obtained for any quotation, the price will be unreasonable.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Success

While the difficulties and dangers of problems tend to increase at a geometric rate, the knowledge and manpower qualified to deal with these problems tend to increase linearly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Murphy’s Laws

Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is (1) positive or (2) negative. If both answers are the same, don't take the test.

Murphy’s Laws

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

The direction of take-off will be opposite that of the final destination.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.

Money Murphy’s Laws Work

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing