Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Use it or lose it.

Murphy’s Laws

On the TV screen, pure drivel tends to drive off ordinary drivel.

Communication Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech Television

1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Things

Never do anything you wouldn’t get caught dead doing.

Life Murphy’s Laws

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3. Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

Laughter Murphy’s Laws

Some days it's better to stay in bed.

Murphy’s Laws

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

The chances of solving a problem decline the closer one gets to finding out who was the cause of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A fool and your money are soon partners.

Fools Money Murphy’s Laws

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Rare is the “improvement” that will ever repay the time lost in performing it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

One good turn gets most of the blanket.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is no such thing as a ‘little bit of garlic.’

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

This lane ends in 500 feet.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws