Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Facts Government Law Murphy’s Laws

If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws

One of the greatest unsolved riddles of restaurant eating is that the customer usually gets faster service when the restaurant is crowded than when it is half empty; it seems that the less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

Get re-elected.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When in doubt, take the trick.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to… to…

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws

An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

1. Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach. 2. A free agent is anything but. 3. Whatever can go to New York will..

Activities Murphy’s Laws New York City Places Sports

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Money Murphy’s Laws Places

The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

Appearance Body Murphy’s Laws

People with money live so damn long.

Age Life Murphy’s Laws Old

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Lies Murphy’s Laws

Twits beget twits.

Family Murphy’s Laws