Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

The information conveyed is less important than the impression.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Murphy’s Laws

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No good deed goes unpunished.

Murphy’s Laws

After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

Murphy’s Laws

The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

He who laughs last probably didn’t get the joke.

Emotions Laughter Murphy’s Laws

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Murphy’s Laws

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Murphy’s Laws

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

The book you spent $20.95 for today will come out in paperback tomorrow.

Books Communication Money Murphy’s Laws

Most accidents in well-designed systems involve two or more events of low probability occurring in the worst possible combination.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

Life is a game, the object of which is to discover the object of the game.

Games Life Murphy’s Laws

1. Anything that begins well ends badly. 2. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

Murphy’s Laws