Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

There is always an easier way to do it.
Corollary: When looking directly at the easier way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.

Murphy’s Laws

If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Success

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Age Murphy’s Laws

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If you're confident after you've just finished an exam, it's because you don't know enough to know better.

Education Intelligence Murphy’s Laws School

It's always the wrong time of the month.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Sex Time

1. Never be first 2. Never be last 3. Never volunteer for anything.

Murphy’s Laws

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Laws

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Murphy’s Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.


Failure Murphy’s Laws