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Design flaws travel in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that can be changed will be changed up until there is no time left to change anything.

Murphy’s Laws Time

If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.

Murphy’s Laws

An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Work

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Murphy’s Laws

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.

Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws Wives

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Never step in anything soft.

Murphy’s Laws

Success means only doing what you do well, letting someone else do the rest.

Murphy’s Laws Success Work

When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws Sleep

If an item is advertised as "under $50," you can bet it's not $19.95.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Friendly fire — isn't.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Anything is edible if it is chopped finely enough.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

It if smells bad and is sticky, it will eventually find its way onto your children or your shoes.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws