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Murphy’s Laws
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Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.
The Hidden Truth of Management
Murphy’s Laws
Bribes
Management
The person with the least expertise has the most opinions.
Gioia's Theory
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Opinion
A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.
Kirby's Comment on Committee
Murphy’s Laws
People
Committees
Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.
Beerbohm’s Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
(Max Beerbohm)
Guests
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
Wiker's Law
Government
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Whatever you did, that's what you planned.
Featherkile's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Plans
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
Weiler's Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
A. H. Weiler
Impossible
1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.
Sam's Axioms
Murphy’s Laws
Work
Lines
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
F. P. Jones's Creed
Mistakes
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Experience
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Fifth Law
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
When things just can't possibly get any worse, they will.
Chisholm's First Corollary to Murphy's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Nobody notices when things go right.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints
Murphy’s Laws
People
Success
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Nienberg's Law
Murphy’s Laws
Fridays
Progress
There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.
Scott's Second Law of Parties
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
Behavior
Manners
Reflexes
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Swords
There comes a time when one must stop suggesting and evaluating new solutions, and get on with the job of analyzing and finally implementing one pretty good solution.
Optimum Optimorum Principle
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
You have taken yourself too seriously.
The Fifth Rule
Characteristics
Murphy’s Laws
People
Self
Seriousness
Officials make work for each other.
Parkinson's Axioms II
Murphy’s Laws
People
Work
A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.
Law of Biscuits and Cakes
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top of your stored possessions.
Murphy's Fourth Law for Husbands
Marriage
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Wives
If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.
Williams and Holland's Law
Beliefs
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Data
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A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brain.