Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 80)

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If anything can't go wrong… it will.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

When working with a dictionary of more than one volume, the next reference will be in the other volume.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

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When opportunity knocks, you’ve got headphones on.

Life Murphy’s Laws

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The fact that you do not know the answer does not meant that someone else does.

Murphy’s Laws People

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Money Murphy’s Laws Places

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Computers Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

All life is 6 to 5 against.

Life Murphy’s Laws

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Military Murphy’s Laws

To err is human, so do not use up the eraser before the pencil.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

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