Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 81)

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1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Children Family Murphy’s Laws

Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you do a job twice, it’s yours.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No politician talks taxes during an election year.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws Politicians Taxes

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal.

(1888 – 1965) British (US-born) critic, dramatist & poet
Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Time

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Money Murphy’s Laws Things

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

Everything costs more and takes longer.

Money Murphy’s Laws Time

No two identical parts are alike.

Murphy’s Laws

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.

Money Murphy’s Laws

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

1. A rolling stone gathers momentum.
2. Progress is nondirectional.

Murphy’s Laws

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist
Murphy’s Laws Things

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

Beliefs Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws