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If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The more money the free agent signs for, the less effective he is the following season.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

Murphy’s Laws

The object or bit of information most needed will be least available.

Murphy’s Laws

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

Hair Murphy’s Laws

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
Failure Murphy’s Laws Things

It won't work.

Murphy’s Laws

The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Murphy’s Laws World

Justice always prevails… three times out of seven.

Murphy’s Laws

Last year's was always better.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how clear the skies are, a thunderstorm will move in 5 minutes after the papers are delivered.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.

Murphy’s Laws People

You never catch on until after the test.

Education Murphy’s Laws School Understanding

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Laws

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

Murphy’s Laws

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

The first requisite of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Things

Truth varies.

Characteristics Government Honesty Murphy’s Laws Politics Truth