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No matter how many beautifully crafted, near-to-perfection baked goods you crank out on a regular basis, the moment one such item becomes required in some official capacity, it will flop.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

Murphy’s Laws

Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Men and nations will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Characteristics Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Murphy’s Laws

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Murphy’s Laws

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

Murphy’s Laws

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

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Murphy’s Laws

Only a fool can reproduce another fool’s work.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

There are more horses’ asses in this world than there are horses.

Animals Murphy’s Laws People

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.

Murphy’s Laws People

If you think you're wrong, you're wrong

Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you can't learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws Success

The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

You never find anything until you replace it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

Murphy’s Laws