Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 82)

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Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility, and vice versa.

Murphy’s Laws

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

Murphy’s Laws

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


Memory Murphy’s Laws People Problems Situations

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

When you look for something you will not find it, but when you are looking for something else you will.

Murphy’s Laws

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Democracy Government Murphy’s Laws

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

He from whom you first ask the way will be a stranger too.

Murphy’s Laws People

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Those most opposed to serving on committees are made chairmen.

Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

Murphy’s Laws People