Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 82)

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The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

(1910 – 1999) American U.S. Air Force officer & flight surgeon
Murphy’s Laws Success

It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

You can't push on a rope.

Murphy’s Laws

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Dust breeds 2. One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own. 3. When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.

Murphy’s Laws

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

Murphy’s Laws Things

An object at rest will be in the wrong place.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Shopping

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

A kind heart is of little value in chess.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Nobody notices when things go right.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Murphy’s Laws