Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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If people listened to themselves more often, they'd talk less.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

There is an exception to all laws.

Murphy’s Laws

Expenditure rises to meet income.

(1909 – 1993) British naval historian & author
Money Murphy’s Laws

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The number of person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame.

Family Murphy’s Laws Relationships

You can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws New York City Places

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

The public is always wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws People

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf.

Appearance Body Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

1. That which has not yet been taught directly can never be taught directly 2. If at first you don’t succeed, you will never succeed.

Education Murphy’s Laws Success

1. When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
2. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

You can't fall off the floor.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.
The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

All pluses have their minuses.

Murphy’s Laws

Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

Education Murphy’s Laws

Toothaches tend to start on Saturday night.

Health Murphy’s Laws

If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems