Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

Government Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

Fools Love Murphy’s Laws

Disorder expands proportionately to the tolerance for it.

Murphy’s Laws

A clever remark is one you don’t make at the appropriate moment, but compose immediately after.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

There are no answers, only cross references.

Murphy’s Laws

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

Conflict Government Military Murphy’s Laws War

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Never tell them what you wouldn't do.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Whatever creates the greatest inconvenience for the largest number must happen.

Murphy’s Laws People

The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.

Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

Government Murphy’s Laws

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

All women marry beneath them.

Marriage Murphy’s Laws Women