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The damage rarely exceeds the deductible.

Murphy’s Laws

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time

1. A dirty book is seldom dusty.
2. Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
3. How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Murphy’s Laws

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Security isn’t. Management can’t. Sales promotions don’t. Customer assistance doesn’t. Worker’s won’t.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The new hardware will break down as soon as the old is disconnected and out.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations Things

The bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Accidents Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The most important item in an order will no longer be available.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

Always assume that your assumption is invalid.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Thinking

If you can’t navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn’t need a computer anyway.

Computers Murphy’s Laws Things

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The one who says it can’t be done shouldn’t interrupt the one doing it.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A dropped object will fall with an acceleration of 32 feet per second per second, and if it is your wallet, it will make every effort to land in a public toilet.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whenever someone you know, or someone you do business with, moves to a new location, it’s always farther away.

Murphy’s Laws People

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

1. You can get “anywhere” in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
2. Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
3. The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
4. This lane ends in 500 feet.

Activities Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws Travel

The more food you prepare, the less your guests eat.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The correct advice to give is the advice that is desired.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion