Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 83)

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In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

Murphy’s Laws

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.

Murphy’s Laws

The client who pays you the least complains the most.

Murphy’s Laws

Verbs has to agree with their subject.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. (Example: allocate two days for a one-hour task)

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is so frustrating as a bad situation that is beginning to improve.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

1. All the IVs are at the other end of the hall.

2. There are two kinds of adhesive tape: the one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off.

Health Murphy’s Laws

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, an unethical lawyer will immediately appear.

Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

If you don't need it and don't want it you can have tons of it.

Murphy’s Laws

When dangling, don't use participles.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws Time

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws