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1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

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In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

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He from whom you first ask the way will be a stranger too.

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No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

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Never argue with a fool… people might not know the difference.

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Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

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A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

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The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

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Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

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One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

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Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

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Two percent don’’t get the word.

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Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

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You should have seen it when I got it.

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The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

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You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

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When in doubt, empty the magazine.

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History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

1. Anyone else who can be blamed should be blamed. 2. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong faster with computers. 3. Whenever a computer can be blamed, it should be blamed.

Don't abbrev.

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

He from whom you first ask the way will be a stranger too.

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Never argue with a fool… people might not know the difference.

Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

You should have seen it when I got it.

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.