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Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

Zimmerman's Law

Murphy’s Laws Expenses Overhead

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

Corollary to Deadlock's Law

Money Murphy’s Laws Compromises Expense

The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.

Sixth Law of Office Murphology

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Problems Responsibility

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

Law of Class Scheduling

Education Murphy’s Laws School Classes

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's Law

Activities Games Men Murphy’s Laws

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Batts Second Law

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech Al Batt

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Patton's Law

Murphy’s Laws Plans Timeliness

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel Airplanes Turbulence

Even paranoids have enemies.

Pastore's Truth

Murphy’s Laws People (Also Delmore Schwartz) Enemies Paranoia

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

The Hidden Truth of Management

Murphy’s Laws Bribes Management

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Air Force Inertia Axiom

Murphy’s Laws Consistency

Friendly fire – isn’t.

A Murphy's Military Law

Military Murphy’s Laws

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Agnes' Law

Life Murphy’s Laws

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Anonymous Murphy’s Law

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Bread Butter

Organizations always have too many managers.

Truth 5.1 of Management

Murphy’s Laws Managers Organizations

Design flaws travel in groups.

Fifth Law of Design

Murphy’s Laws Design flaws

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Oliver's Tool Rule Part 1

Murphy’s Laws Things Time Toolbox

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Anthony's Law of Force

Murphy’s Laws Things Hammers

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

McKernan's Maxim

Murphy’s Laws Meetings

Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.

Snafu Equation III

Murphy’s Laws Things Maintenance

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Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

Some mistakes are too fun to make only once.

Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.

The last person who quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong – until the next person quits or is fired.

Class schedules are designed so that every student will have time to waste between classes.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

Even paranoids have enemies.

Kickbacks must always exceed bribes.

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

The hardness of the butter is in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.

Organizations always have too many managers.

Design flaws travel in groups.

Only at the start/re-start of a DIY job do you realise the need to return to your toolbox/shed to retrieve another tool.

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Those who are unable to learn from past meetings are condemned to repeat them.

Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.