Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

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For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

Hair Murphy’s Laws

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare. Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Murphy’s Laws Things

On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy – but we'll work on it.

Emotions Happiness Murphy’s Laws

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility, and vice versa.

Murphy’s Laws

Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If the people of a democracy are allowed to do so, they will vote away the freedoms which are essential to that democracy.

Democracy Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are sure to get out of it.

Men Murphy’s Laws People Problems

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk food available.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Look around the table; if you don’t see a sucker, get up, because you’re the sucker.

Activities Games Murphy’s Laws

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

All politics is local.

Government Murphy’s Laws Places Politics

No matter what goes wrong, there’s always someone who will say he knew it would.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

To protect your position, fire the fastest rising employees first.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations Work

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.

Murphy’s Laws Taxes Time