Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

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Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech

The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

Murphy’s Laws

Random events tend to occur in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

Two percent don’’t get the word.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Enough is never enough.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that is sufficient.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

A good review is considered nepotism; a bad one professional jealousy.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Opinion

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model.

Murphy’s Laws

No shoelace ever broke being untied.

Murphy’s Laws Things

It's bad luck to be superstititious.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Understanding

Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Murphy’s Laws

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if you don't burn your bridges until you come to them.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

If a piece of buttered toast falls, it will land face down.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Mothers Murphy’s Laws People

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws