Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

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If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Much work, much food; little work, little food; no work, burial at sea.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Work

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.

Murphy’s Laws

A biscuit takes up moisture when it goes stale and becomes limp; a cake loses moisture and becomes hard.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Accidents Failure Murphy’s Laws

You cannot tell for certain, ahead of time, which side of the bread to put the butter on.

Murphy’s Laws

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Lies Murphy’s Laws

One and one does not necessarily make 11.

Murphy’s Laws

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

Far-away talent always seems better than home-developed talent.

Murphy’s Laws People

No man ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws

There is no such thing as an unattached woman.

Murphy’s Laws People Relationships Women

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Death Murphy’s Laws

The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present.

Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws