Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Murphy’s Laws

There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.

Murphy’s Laws

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws

The minute you sign a client is the minute you start to lose him.

Murphy’s Laws

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Remember on your walk through life, the grass made greener on the other side of the fence is caused by “pasture pies.”

Murphy’s Laws

When putting things back together again, there will always be at least one piece left over that will not fit anywhere.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The larger the project or job, the less time there is to do it.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airliner encounters turbulence.
Davis's Explanation of Roger's Law: Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

Merely because the group is in formation does not mean that the group is on the right course.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws

A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Strive to look tremendously important.

Murphy’s Laws

Get re-elected.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems

No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

You can't fall off the floor.

Murphy’s Laws Problems