Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.

Murphy’s Laws

In a bureaucracy, accomplishment is inversely proportional to the volume of paper used.

Murphy’s Laws

A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

Murphy’s Laws Thinking

A watched pot never boils over.

Murphy’s Laws

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

Things are never as bad as they turn out to be.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.
2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.
3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Murphy’s Laws

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Murphy’s Laws Time

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Any task worth doing was worth doing yesterday.

Murphy’s Laws

Evil is live spelled backwards.
Corollary: If it feels good, don't do it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

The higher the “higher-ups“ are who've come to see your demo, the lower your chances are of giving a successful one.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws