Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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1. Never use one word when a dozen will suffice.
2. If it can be understood, it's not finished yet.
3. Never be the first to do anything.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws

When a broken appliance is demonstrated to the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, someone discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Murphy’s Laws

Liars get caught by the tale.

Characteristics Honesty Lies Murphy’s Laws

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

‘Push’ is the force exerted upon the door marked PULL.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.

Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Don't let go of something until you have a hold of something else.

Murphy’s Laws

Nothing ever comes out as planned.

Murphy’s Laws

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults is proportional to the number of viewers.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems

It requires less energy to take an object out of its proper place than to put it back.

Murphy’s Laws

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws