Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 85)

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If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.

Corollary: If it is available, the most important page will be torn out.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School

The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, an unethical lawyer will immediately appear.

Lawyers Murphy’s Laws

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Murphy’s Laws

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong spelling.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

There is no substitute for good manners… except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.

Murphy’s Laws

A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The only time to be positive is when you are positive you are wrong.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

What is good politics is bad economics; what is bad politics is good economics; what is good economics is bad politics; what is bad economics is good politics.

Government Murphy’s Laws Politics

When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.

Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any change looks terrible at first.

Murphy’s Laws

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Communication Education Murphy’s Laws

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws