Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 86)

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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Murphy’s Laws People

The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

He travels fastest who travels alone… but he hasn’t anything to do when he gets there.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?

Murphy’s Laws

The problem-solving process will always break down at the point at which it is possible to determine who caused the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.

Murphy’s Laws

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

Ideas Murphy’s Laws Politicians

You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.

Health Murphy’s Laws

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Murphy’s Laws

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

Food/Drink Life Murphy’s Laws Time

All warranty and guarantee clauses are rendered void on payment of the invoice.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Accidents Failure Murphy’s Laws

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who don’t study the past will repeat its errors; those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Murphy’s Laws Past People Problems

A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

The less you do, the less can go wrong.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.

Doctors Lawyers Murphy’s Laws