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A rumor will travel fastest to the place where it will cause the greatest harm.

Murphy’s Laws Gustavo Agrait Rumor

If a string has one end, it has another.

Murphy’s Laws Things String

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

Darwin's Observation

Lies Murphy’s Laws

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Corollary

Failure Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems Expert

The amateur is the one with all the answers.

Whidden's Growl

Murphy’s Laws Answers

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Alicia’s Discovery

Murphy’s Laws Things Alicia Dustria

Never change your plans because of the weather.

Kent Family Law

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

Eating Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.

The Unspeakable Law

Characteristics Communication Murphy’s Laws Speech Bad Good

The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Ninety-ninety Rule of Project Schedules

Murphy’s Laws Time

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

A Murphy's Military Law

Military Murphy’s Laws

Everything is cold except what should be.

Law of Institutional Food

Cold Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Institutions

One man's red tape is another man's system.

Waldo's Observation

Murphy’s Laws Red Tape

Organizations always have too many managers.

Truth 5.1 of Management

Murphy’s Laws Managers Organizations

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Fifth Law

Murphy’s Laws Problems

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Pareto's Law (The 20/80 Law)

Murphy’s Laws Business Customers

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Parkinson's Law

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Parkins' Premise

Murphy’s Laws Irritation

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Conclusions Logic

What this world needs is a damned good plague.

Larrimer's Constant

Health Murphy’s Laws Places World Plague

On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.

Boyle’s Twelfth Law

Murphy’s Laws Charts Organizations