Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 86)

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1. Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy. 2. Always be backlit. 3. Sit down whenever possible.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Situations

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to the number of other people who are in a position to do it instead.

Murphy’s Laws

The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places World

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

Beliefs Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The most undesirable things are the most certain (death and taxes).

Death Murphy’s Laws Problems Taxes

If you find something you like buy a lifetime supply – they’re going to stop making it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

Money Murphy’s Laws Shopping Time

The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.

Health Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

If you drop a full can of beer, and remember to rap the top sharply with your knuckle prior to opening, the ensuing gush of foam will be between 89 and 94 percent of the volume that would splatter you if you didn't do a damned thing and went ahead and pulled the top immediately.

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Situations

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

Laughter Murphy’s Laws

The most difficult light bulb to replace burns out first and most frequently.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Golf Murphy’s Laws Sports

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

You always find something in the last place you look.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

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