Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 87)

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When taking something apart to fix a minor malfunction, you will cause a major malfunction.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you try hard enough you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

Murphy’s Laws Self

The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

Murphy’s Laws Work

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People

1. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend. 2. Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. 3. Nothing minor ever happens to a car.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you view your problem closely enough, you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Self

The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Murphy’s Laws

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The distance to the gate from which your flight departs is inversely proportional to the time remaining before the scheduled departure of the flight.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

A bird in the hand is dead.

Animals Death Murphy’s Laws

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.

Murphy’s Laws People Self

1. All the IVs are at the other end of the hall.

2. There are two kinds of adhesive tape: the one that won't stay on and the one that won't come off.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

Murphy’s Laws

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.

Communication Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws