Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 87)

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If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.

Murphy’s Laws People

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.

America Murphy’s Laws Places

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

Murphy’s Laws Travel

1. If it is green or it wiggles – it is Biology.
2. If it stinks – it is Chemistry.
3. If it doesn’t work – it is Physics.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Science/Weather

Some of it, plus the rest of it, is all of it.

Murphy’s Laws

You can always hit what you don't aim at.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.

Husbands Murphy’s Laws Shopping Wives

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

Murphy’s Laws

There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.

Murphy’s Laws

The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Science/Weather

No child throws up in the bathroom.

Children Health Murphy’s Laws

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.

Murphy’s Laws

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Murphy’s Laws

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports