Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 87)

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A parade should have bands OR horses, not both.

Murphy’s Laws

To make an enemy, do someone a favor.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.

Murphy’s Laws

Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

If you think the world is against you – it doesn't necessarily mean that it isn't.

Murphy’s Laws World

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

Any plumbing pipes you choose to replace during renovation will prove to be in excellent condition; those you decide to leave in place will be rotten.

Murphy’s Laws

The illness you come down with is the one ailment your company-covered insurance does not cover.

Health Murphy’s Laws

The fury engendered by the misspelling of a name in a (newspaper) column is in direct ratio to the obscurity of the mentionee.

Anger Characteristics Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

There are 32 points to the compass, meaning that there are 32 directions in which a spoon can squirt grapefruit; yet, the juice almost invariably flies straight into the human eye.

Murphy’s Laws

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

1. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
2. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
3. If at first you don't succeed, try something else.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

1. A rolling stone gathers momentum.
2. Progress is nondirectional.

Murphy’s Laws

It goes in – it must come out.

Murphy’s Laws

The client who pays you the least complains the most.

Murphy’s Laws

If you make something idiot-proof, the world will create a better idiot.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.

Murphy’s Laws

Caveats are always* forgotten.
*Caveat: except in rare instances

Murphy’s Laws

All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel