Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 87)

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Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Laws

In my opinion I think that the author when he is writing should not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words which he does not really need.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Everything is more complicated than it looks to most people.

Murphy’s Laws People

Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.

Murphy’s Laws

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Murphy’s Laws Things

When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Situations

People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve than accept a solution they cannot understand.

Murphy’s Laws

The more cordial the buyer’s secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.

Murphy’s Laws

Don’t force it; get a larger hammer.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Don't ever eat yellow snow.

Murphy’s Laws

The wages of sin are unreported.

Money Murphy’s Laws Taxes

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If someone says, "I'm expensive" – believe them.

Money Murphy’s Laws

If you’re early, it’ll be cancelled. If you knock yourself out to be on time, you will have to wait. If you’re late, you will be too late.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Most jobs resemble a sled dog team: no one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws Situations Work

Don’t draw fire, it irritates the people around you.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, try the boss's suggestion.

Murphy’s Laws Work

1. The length of stay of out-of-town guests is inversely proportional to their desirability. 2. There are three absolute maxims for the handyman – your garden hose, extension cord and ladder are always too short.

Murphy’s Laws

When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

People who can least afford to pay rent, pay rent; people who can most afford to pay rent, build up equity.

Money Murphy’s Laws