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Murphy’s Laws
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Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Kierkegaard's Observation
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Advice
The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.
Wellington’s Law of Command
Murphy’s Laws
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Corollary to the Ike Tautology
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Nostalgia
When in trouble, obfuscate.
Halgren’s Solution
Murphy’s Laws
Confusion
Trouble
The progress of science varies inversely with the number of journals published.
Parkinson's Sixth Law
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Science/Weather
Journals
Progress
Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
Peter's Rule for Creative Incompetence
Murphy’s Laws
Incompetence
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