Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 9)

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In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours.

Money Murphy’s Laws

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Murphy’s Laws

When all else fails, follow instructions.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Birthday parties always end in tears.

Children Murphy’s Laws Situations

Neutral countries – aren’t.

Government Military Murphy’s Laws Places

The first sample is always the best.

Murphy’s Laws

The best shots are generally attempted through the lens cap.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Office machines that function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return at night to use them for personal business.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

If “sense” is so common, how come we don’t see more of it around?

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There's no such thing as a large whiskey.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.

America Murphy’s Laws Shopping

You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

1. Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2. You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
3. A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection.

Autos Driving Murphy’s Laws New York City Places

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Money Murphy’s Laws

It’s easy to tell when you’ve got a bargain – it doesn’t fit.

Activities Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

A $300 picture tube will protect a 10¢ fuse by blowing first.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o’clock in the morning is always parked under your window.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel