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Subject:
Oxymorons
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My hair is growing back at the front.
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Boxing ring
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Extraordinary ordinary people
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Paid volunteers
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If it's a classified ad, why is it publicly published?
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Hard roll
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Uncrowned king
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See what I am saying?
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Twelve-ounce pound cake
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New antiques
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Under abundance
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Liquid gas
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Artificial grass
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Near miss
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I hate whiners.
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Growing smaller
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Size
You can't drink it slow, if it's Quick!
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A slogan by Nestle's Quick
Lady Cowboys
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College nickname
Real phony
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Hands-off manager
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Relative truth
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