Subject: People » Friends

I know we were buddies because he threatened to kill me on no fewer than three occasions, and he did that only to his friends.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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I had a friend who was a clown and when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian
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I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
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Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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You know how your friends are all morons, and they got the stories wrong all the time?… it’s the same here with the Bible.

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
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In times of prosperity friends will be plenty, in times of adversity not one in twenty.

Friends People Proverbs

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
Friends People TV/Movie Quotes

Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality
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A lifelong friend is one you haven't borrowed money from yet.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
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To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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An old friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a dead body.


Friends People Situations

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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How do people make new mates?… asking for a friend.

Comedian & writer
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