Subject: People » Friends (Page 2)

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.


(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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Animals may be our friends; but they won’t pick you up at the airport.

(1962 – ) comedian, actor, voice actor, screenwriter, & film & television director
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
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Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

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It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
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I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
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I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian
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When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good book… or a friend who’s read one.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator
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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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A friend in need is a pest.

(1925 – ) English actor
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If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Friends Murphy’s Laws Old People

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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True friends stab you in the front.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
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I’m a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.

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