Subject: People » Friends (Page 4)

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

(1933 – 2006) politician

He's a fine friend; he stabs you in the front.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our to amuse them.

(1903 – 1966) English writer

Friend: A good friend is like a good bra… hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator

I meet so many people; I don’t even know some of my friend’s names.

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

An old friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a dead body.


An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

When you are down and out something always turns up – and it is usually the noses of your friends.

(1915 – 1985) stage & film actor & director

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

And now, I’m pleased to introduce the star of the film Gladiator, and a man I like to call a close, personal friend, but he told me not to…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician

Friend: Someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator