Subject: People » Girls (Page 2)

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Girls are like pianos… when they're not upright, they're grand.

(1924 – 1992) English comedian & actor

I can do some things now that I couldn't do when I was 17, like date high school girls.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian

I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

(1922 – ) American author, publisher & editor