Subject: People » Men

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
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No nice men are good at getting taxis.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
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If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Women need a reason to have sex; men just need a place.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
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About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

American comedian & motivational speaker
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

(1952 – ) comedian
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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Men are my hobby; if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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It just never ceases to amaze me how little men have to do to be remembered; he just found a “not thing” and called dibs.

(1978 – ) Australian comedian, writer & actress
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I like men… as a concept.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
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The average man thinks about sex every… what were we talking about?

(1964 – ) American comedian
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Nature abhors a virgin – a frozen asset.

(1903 – 1987 diplomat, playwright, journalist & politician
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All men are animals, but some make better pets than others.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they' ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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All women dress like their mothers, that is their tragedy; no man ever does, that is his.

English author, actor, humorist & playwright
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When four or more men get together, they talk about sports; when four or more women get together, they talk about men.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

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