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The average man thinks about sex every… what were we talking about?

Dana Gould

(1964 – ) American comedian

I don’t believe in vitamin pills; I swear by men, darling, and as many as possible.

Joan Collins

(1933 – ) English actress & author

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Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

Anonymous

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Trust me, ladies, if you knew even for a second how we men really look at you, you would never stop slapping us.

Larry Miller

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

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Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

Anonymous

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America is a land where men govern, but women rule.

John Mason Brown

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author

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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

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Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seem to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?"

Shirley Booth

(1898 – 1992) American actress

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Confucius

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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

Joyce Brothers

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

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At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

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Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

Edgar Watson Howe

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

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One man's folly is another man's wife.

Helen Rowland

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

H.L. Mencken

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

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Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

Peggy Brandt

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Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

Rita Rudner

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

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A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

Bill Maher

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

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If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

Anonymous

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Subject: People » Men

The average man thinks about sex every… what were we talking about?

I don’t believe in vitamin pills; I swear by men, darling, and as many as possible.

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?

Trust me, ladies, if you knew even for a second how we men really look at you, you would never stop slapping us.

Y Chromosome: A line of genes designed for men only.

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seem to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?"

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald.”

A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.