Subject: People » Men

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Characteristics Men People

Penis: Part of the male anatomy which contains the brain.

Body Definitions Men

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Men People

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Men

If it's a man's world, then I'm glad I'm a girl.

(1958 – ) American singer & songwriter
Men People Women

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

(1953 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
Doctors Men

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Emotions Love Men People Women

Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

Definitions Men People Women

Ladies, if you’re at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you… he… loves you.

(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Men People Relationships

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny; if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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A man's face is his autobiography; a womans face is her work of fiction.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Men People Women

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Men People Women

To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move… he’ll talk to you, I promise.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Men People

Men are like lawnmowers: they’re hard to get started, emit noxious odors and half the time they don’t work.

Men People

Man does not control his own fate; the women in his life do that for him.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Men People Women

Well I don’t see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.


Emotions Happiness Marriage Men People Sex

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good… luckily, this is not difficult.

(1896 – 1975) Canadian mayor (Ottawa) & feminist
Men People Women

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

American comedian
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