Subject: People » Men (Page 10)

I'm so sick of these men who just talk about themselves… I'm looking for a well-hung mime.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

One man's folly is another man's wife.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I have the woman-flu, which is like the manflu but worse because I also regularly have periods and I get paid less.

Danish comedian

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.


Men are animals and as such are entitled to human treatment and should not be trapped or shot or bred for food or fur.


When you're born, you have a finger up your nose, the other hand on your dick, and you get taller; and that is really it.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

If it’s attention you want, don’t get involved with a man during play-off season.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A woman without a man is like a fish needs a bicycle.

(1988 – 1990) Australian writer & politician

A woman’s always younger than a man at equal years.

(1806 – 1861) English poet

God gave men brains larger than dogs so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.

(1975 – ) American actress, film director, screenwriter & author

Men can say things in stores women can't believe like, "but I already have a pair of black pants.”

(1952 – ) comedian

Woman: An animal… having rudimentary susceptibility to domestication… The species is the most widely distributed of all beast of prey… The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? … that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

(1865-1940) English actress

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? … sex is what we want!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

American playwright, television writer & author