Subject: People » Men (Page 11)

As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them; that's not from drinking beer – that's from swallowing pride.

stand-up comedian
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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good… luckily, this is not difficult.

(1896 – 1975) Canadian mayor (Ottawa) & feminist
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The best way to get over a guy is to get under a new one!

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In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone… but sometimes it is a great relief.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
Intelligence Men Thinking

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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Never underestimate a man’s ability to underestimate a woman.

(1954 – ) American actress
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

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Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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My mother said it was simple to keep a man: you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom; I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

(1956 – ) American model & actress
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A man leaves a woman for another woman, but a woman leaves a man for herself.


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Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? … that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

(1865-1940) English actress
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All men are animals, but some make better pets than others.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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Man does not control his own fate; the women in his life do that for him.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
God Men People Things

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is; I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Emotions Men Success Women

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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