Subject: People » Men (Page 17)

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

A man is incomplete until he is married; after that, he is finished.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

One thing in which the sexes are equal is in thinking that they're not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Men like phones with lots of buttons; it makes them feel important.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

I know what men want; men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

(1952 – ) comedian

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Men are only as loyal as their options.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

(1933 – 2006) politician

Why is it that men who can go through severe accidents, air raids, and any other major crisis always seem to think that they are at death's door when they have a simple head cold?"

(1898 – 1992) American actress

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.

(1900 – 1948) novelist (wife of writer F. Scott Fitzgerald)

When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces; women just go on cooking.


A woman’s a woman until the day she dies, but a man’s only a man as long as he can.

(1894 – 1975) American comedian

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Men are pigs; too bad we own everything.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor