Subject: People » Men (Page 9)

A hard man is good to find.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

A birth-control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

American actor & comedian

Optimist: The sort of man who marries his sister’s best friend.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Women are not forgiven for aging; Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

(1937 – ) American actress, writer, political activist, & fitness exponent

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.

American comedian

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I want a man who’s kind and understanding; is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress

Men can say things in stores women can't believe like, "but I already have a pair of black pants.”

(1952 – ) comedian

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? … sex is what we want!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Men are such idiots and I married their king.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Personally, I think that if a woman hasn’t met the right man by the time she’s twenty-four, she may be lucky.

(1921 – 2007) Scottish-born actress

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

My mother said it was simple to keep a man: you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom; I said I’d hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

(1956 – ) American model & actress