Subject: People (Page 101)

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The Bible says gays aren’t natural; what? … and a talking snake is?!

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor

Autobiography: An I-witness account

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist

Adherent: A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

(1803 – 1857) English writer

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

(1913 – 1994) 37th U.S. president

You have nooo idea… the difference in sex drive between a man and woman is like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it.

(1953 – ) American comedian, actor, voice artist, & columnist

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

If you find an Australian indoors, it’s a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.

(1942 – ) British politician

At all those banquets, stars get up and give credit to their coaches and parents; I give credit to no one; I made myself what I am today.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

American writer

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Bore: A person who deprives you with solitude without providing company.


The trouble with Bogart is he thinks he's Bogart.

(1906 – 1987) American movie director, producer & actor