Subject: People (Page 129)

A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty… he has suffered longer.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Age Characteristics Men People

Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods… and sometimes they just haven’t found their special place in life… and sometimes they’re dogs from hell and must be destroyed.

(1912 – 1988) American cartoonist (The Addams Family)
People Situations

Facetime fulfills a secret human desire: to mostly look at yourself while talking to other people.

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
Computers People Self Things

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Children People

My cholesterol count has a comma.

(1964 – 2014) American actor, Broadway performer & stand-up comedian
Health Self

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
Age Children People

As youse people say, Sh-boom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops People

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)
People Women

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
Insults People Relationships Time

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems