Subject: People (Page 70)

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.

(1867 – 1952) American actress
People

He who builds by the roadside has many surveyors.

People Proverbs

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
People

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Animals Men People Situations Time

Facetime fulfills a secret human desire: to mostly look at yourself while talking to other people.

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
Computers People Self Things

It’s easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Activities People Travel

I’m so gay, I could put a lisp in the word ‘cracker.'

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
People Self

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Family Women

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping; men invade another country.

(1952 – ) comedian
Eating Men People Shopping War Women

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements People Sports

All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

American writer
Intelligence Self

This guy says, ‘I’m perfect for you, ‘cause I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.’ … I said, ‘Oh, a gay trucker?’

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian
Characteristics Men People

“Belinda Carlisle sings, ‘We dream the same dream' … but I can’t believe that every night Belinda Carlisle has a wet dream about Wilma Flintstone.

(1964 – ) British comedian, novelist & television presenter
Activities Self Sleep

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Husbands Marriage Self Wives

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

People Women

Years ago, manhood was an opportunity for achievement, and now it is a problem to be overcome.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
Men People

Man is a complex being; he makes the deserts bloom and lakes die.

(1890 – 1973) English writer & critic
People

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Murphy’s Laws People

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Men People Relationships Women

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Emotions Happiness Love Men Women

If there is reincarnation and I come back as myself, I’ll kill myself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Self