Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 2)

You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

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You might be a redneck if… your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

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You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

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You might be a redneck if… one of your kids was born on a pool table.

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You might be a redneck if… you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

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You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

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You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

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You might be a redneck if… you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

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You might be a redneck if… the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

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You might be a redneck if… you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

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You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

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You might be a redneck if… you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.

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You might be a redneck if… you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

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You might be a redneck if… you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

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