Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 3)

You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

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People Rednecks Science/Weather

You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

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Activities People Rednecks Television

You might be a redneck if… a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

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Beer Food/Drink People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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Clothing People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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Appearance Clothing People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you've got more than three cousins named 'Bubba'.

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Family People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Fathers People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think 'N Sync is where the dirty dishes go.

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Entertainment Music People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks Wives

You might be a redneck if… you believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Food/Drink People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Food/Drink People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… your home has more miles on it than your car.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Entertainment Intelligence People Rednecks Television