Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 3)

You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

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Entertainment Music People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… you ever named a child after a dog.

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Animals Children Dogs Family People Rednecks

A redneck died and left his entire fortune to his beloved wife… she couldn’t touch it until she was fourteen.

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Death Marriage People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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Appearance Body People Rednecks

You know you’re a redneck if you’ve ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.

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Animals People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

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Alcohol Beer Entertainment People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.

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Activities People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you use a NASCAR credit card.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.

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Food/Drink People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… you removed the back seat from your car so all yer kids could fit in.

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Autos Children People Rednecks Things

You might be a redneck if… your last year you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies.

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Animals People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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Education Family Mothers People Rednecks School

You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

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Activities People Rednecks Television

You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

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You might be a redneck if… you think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

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People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks Things