Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 5)

You might be a redneck if… you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

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Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?… 'cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

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You might be a redneck if… you got Clapper devices controlling the appliances in your house.

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You might be a redneck if… you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are," Gentlemen, start your engines."

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You might be a redneck if… you own a Waffle House credit card.

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You might be a redneck if… you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

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You might be a redneck if… your your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.

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You might be a redneck if… your parents met at a family reunion.

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You might be a redneck if… you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

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You might be a redneck if… you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.

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You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home.

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You might be a redneck if… you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

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You might be a redneck if… you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house.

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You might be a redneck if… you can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

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Animals Dogs People Rednecks

You might be a redneck if… your during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

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You might be a redneck if… you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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You might be a redneck if… your child’s first words are “Attention Kmart shoppers!

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You might be a redneck if… you think the stock market has fence around it.

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You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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You might be a redneck if… your down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.

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