Subject: People » Rednecks (Page 6)

You might be a redneck if… you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

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You might be a redneck if… the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

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You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

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You might be a redneck if… you refer to the fifth grade as “my senior year.”

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you use a NASCAR credit card.

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You might be a redneck if… your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

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You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You know you’re a redneck if you’ve ever had hot flashes at a cattle auction.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you own a homemade fur coat.

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You might be a redneck if… you own a Waffle House credit card.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You might be a redneck if… you have more belt-buckles than pants.

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You might be a redneck if… your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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You know a man is a redneck if his mama keeps a spit-can on the ironin' board.

(1926 – 1998) American country comedian
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