Subject: People » Women (Page 14)

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
People Women

It [feminism] is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

(1930 – ) American Southern Baptist minister, executive & media mogul
Beliefs Stupidity Women

A man leaves a woman for another woman, but a woman leaves a man for herself.


Men People Relationships Women

No woman can be too rich or too thin.

Duchess of Windsor (1896 – 1986) American socialite & wife of the Prince Edward, formerly King Edward VIII
Appearance People Wealth Women

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

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Activities People Shopping Women

America is a land where men govern, but women rule.

(1900 – 1969) American drama critic & author
America Men People Places Women

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Appearance Clothing People Women

One thing in which the sexes are equal is in thinking that they're not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
Intelligence Men People Women

Intuition: The sixth sense that allows a woman five wrong guesses.

Definitions Women

No doubt exists that all women are crazy, it’s only a question of degree.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Intelligence People Women

I know what men want; men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

(1952 – ) comedian
Men People Women

Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years; men reach theirs after about four minutes.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Men People Sex Time Women

'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Individuals Women

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.


Men Relationships Women

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Children Family People Women

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
People Women

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor
Emotions Love Men People Women

A lot of rich women seeing how small they can get their dogs.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Dogs Places Women

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
People Sex Time Women

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

(1958 – ) Australian author
People Women