Subject: People » Women (Page 18)

Perhaps men should think twice before making widowhood our only path to power.

(1934 – ) American feminist, journalist, & social & political activist

Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.

(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality

Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.


When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)

A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

If God had wanted women to have giant… fake boobs he’d be a lot like my brother.

(1964 – ) American comedian

A woman can look both moral and exciting… if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

(1885 – 1968) American writer

Many men and women enjoy popular esteem, not because they are known, but because they are not known.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

I know when (women) don't like me 'cause they'll say things like, 'Yeah, that's him, officer.'

(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer

I’m not saying she’s easy, but she’s been in so many motel rooms her nickname is ‘Gideon.’

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

A woman without a man is like a fish needs a bicycle.

(1988 – 1990) Australian writer & politician

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her, when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

If I was “The Bachelor” we’d all play Mario Kart for eight weeks… then I’d pick the one with the biggest boobs.

American comedian

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor