Subject: People » Women (Page 4)

Love is what happens to a man and woman who don't know each other.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

(1958 – ) Australian author

Your dresses should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady.

(1898 – 1981) American costume designer

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don’t like that.

(1964 – ) English comedian

Ten thousand women marched through the streets of London saying 'we will not be dictated to,' and then went off to become stenographers.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Guys are like dogs… they keep coming back… ladies are like cats; yell at a cat one time… they’re gone.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong; when a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong; and when a woman says that something isn't funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist

Man: An animal [whose]… chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I haven't had time for tobacco since.

(1867 – 1957) Italian conductor

If they ever invent a vibrator that can open pickle jars, we’ve had it.

(1964 – ) English comedian & writer

Women aren't as mere as they used to be.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

A man's face is his autobiography; a woman's face is her work of fiction.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If I was “The Bachelor” we’d all play Mario Kart for eight weeks… then I’d pick the one with the biggest boobs.

American comedian

Spinster: An unlusted number.

The trouble with Ian [Fleming] is that he gets off with women because he can’t get on with them.

(1901 – 1990) British novelist

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face; my advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

(1901 – 2000) English author