Subject: People » Women (Page 6)

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

A dog is wiser than a woman; it doesn’t bark at its master.

I've been looking for a girl like you… not you… but a girl like you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Perhaps men should think twice before making widowhood our only path to power.

(1934 – ) American feminist, journalist, & social & political activist

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

What pleases men most is old wine and young women.

(c. 484 BC – c. 425 BC) Greek historian

A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

You guys have it so easy; you don't shave: it's sexy, it's a turn-on; we don't shave: it's birth control.

stand-up comedian

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.

(1955– ) writer & screenwriter

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.

(1879 – 1964) British politician

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence; when men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.


(1943 – ) American psychologist, author

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs; it is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

(1740 – 1795) Scottish lawyer, diarist & author

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it’s objectifying; but when a woman writes it, it’s feminism.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director