Subject: Places » Hollywood (Page 2)

Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.

(1948 – ) American actress & director

In Hollywood now when people die they don’t say, “did he leave a will?” but “did he leave a diary.”

(1946 – ) American actress & singer

There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.

American actor

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

(1901 – 1963) American comic actor, writer & director

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

I often say after eight years in Washington, I longed for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.

U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Hollywood is the only place where you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds coughing in the trees.

(1889 – 1958) American actor

Strip the phony tinsel off Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor

The only place in the world where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

(1897-1962) American writer

No one ever went broke in Hollywood underestimating the intelligence of the public.

(1883 – 1963) American writer & hostess

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model

They've great respect for the dead in Hollywood, but none for the living.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor

You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

Hollywood made a movie of my life; the film had me proposing to my wife on the football field… I would never misuse a football field that way.

American football player