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In this country you’re guilty until proven wealthy.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
America
Government
Law
Money
Wealth
Guilt
Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance
Clothing
England
Insults
Places
Boy George
Queen
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.
Franklin Adams
(1881 – 1960) American columnist
America
Government
People
Places
Politicians
Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late?
Christopher Morley
(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Places
Religion
Bedroom
Gideon Bibles
There’s lots of nice guys walking around Hollywood, but they ain’t eating
Henry Hathaway
(1898 –1985) American film director & producer
Hollywood
People
Places
I did not fully understand the dread term 'terminal illness' until I saw Heathrow Airport for myself.
Dennis Potter
(1935 – 1994) English writer
Health
Places
Heathrow Airport
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Charles de Gaulle
(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
People
Places
China
All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O’Casey
(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist
Entertainment
Life
World
Stage
Theater
I’ve still got a lot to learn about Washington… Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.
Fred Thompson
U.S. Senator (1942 – 2015) U.S. senator (Tennessee) & actor
Government
Places
Washington
I asked the barmaid for a quickie; the man next to me said, 'It's pronounced quiche.'
Luigi Amaduzzi
Communication
Food/Drink
Places
Speech
Britain
Quiche
President Bush wants to spend $7 billion this year to fight the drug dealers in Colombia… but they only earn $3 billion a year; so why don't we pay them $4 billion a year not to grow the cocaine?
David Feldman
American comedian & writer
Drugs
Money
Places
Columbia
George W. Bush
Welcome to Hell… here's your accordion.
Gary Larson
(1950 – ) American cartoonist
The Far Side
Places
Accordions
Hell
There are no good roles for Indians in Hollywood, unless you’re shooting at Jack Bauer or looking for White Castle.
Mark Saldana
American actor
Entertainment
Hollywood
People
Places
Actors
Indians
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